how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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