Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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