We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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