4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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