Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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