yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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