hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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