yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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