There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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