i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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