Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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