I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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