Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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