so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I believe in your delicious
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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