If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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