we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
