do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
