So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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