Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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