love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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