Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Girls should come with a carfax report
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
