I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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