I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
