in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
