I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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