Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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