You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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