i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Pooping to opera.
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