So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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