I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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