i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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