Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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