Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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