Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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