we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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