before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
