i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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