the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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