living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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