At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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