What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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