I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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