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I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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