I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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