Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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