quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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