Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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