they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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