i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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