Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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