It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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