I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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it was like eating out sand paper
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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