It's just like the Real World with babies
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
