the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
